求搞笑、爆笑小说

北大差生

陌上花开为君顾

微十年一品温如言

我的邻居很腹黑

kao，被潜了

咱俩没戏

当糟糠遇见黑色会

徐徐涂抹

亲前婚后

我是酸菜你是鱼

看看吧 很搞笑哦~

满意的话就采纳吧~(*^__^*) 嘻嘻……微一笑很倾城

推荐几部韩国家庭爆笑情景喜剧

搞笑一家人

英语情景剧爆笑版

Day1:Rabbit approaches the salesman in the drugstore.

Rabbit:"Sir, do you have carrot?"

Salesman:"No"

Day2:Rabbit approaches the salesman in the drugstore.

Rabbit:"Sir, do you have carrot?"

Salesman:"This is no carrot in drugstore."

Day3:Rabbit approaches the salesman in the drugstore.

Rabbit:"Sir, do you have carrot?"

Salesman:"How could you find carrot in a drag store? if you ask again, I will use a pincer to pull your tooth off!"

Day4:Rabbit approaches the salesman in the drugstore.

Rabbit:"Sir, do you have pincer?"

Salesman:"No"

Rabbit:"Then, do you have carrot?"

Salesman:"..."

The salesman pulled the Rebbit's tooth off.

Day5:Rabbit approaches the salesman in the drugstore.

Rabbit:"Sir, do you have carrot juice?"

Salesman:"..."

一个幽默英语情景剧

A: oh, it's you, B, what's going on these days?

B: well, not bad. It's a beautiful day, isn't it?

A: Yes, it is. That's why I am here to enjoy the work by the famous artist.

B: So am I. Do you find anything really worth for appreciation?

A: Well, I just found a painting. it's really interesting but I can’t recognize who drew it. It is brushed simply but I think it expresses something.

B: Really? Please show me, I think I can tell you whose work it is.

A: This way please

The two men stopped in front of a painting.

A: Look, this is what I told you.

B: Hmmm, it is a house; the light is on and no dark inside. there is a flower in the vase which is in different colors. The flower is on the desk near the window. Look, the sun is in the sky with some sunshine around it. It is an abstract work, even without frame. but I believe it is meaningful.

A: yeah, I agree with you. I guess it is drawn by a famous artiest like Picasso, he likes to draw something simple but meaningful.

B: It is a precious painting. I believe it.

C came at that moment.

C: excuse me, I am the manager here and I need to take the painting down now.

A: Wait a minute, please tell us who drew it. We all believe it is from a famous artist but we just cant know the name.

B: yes, please tell us.

C: A famous artist?? Are you kidding me? This is drawn by my grandson; he is very naughty and hung his art class homework on this wall!

A&B: What!?

A：Welcome to our Sunday TV show. As usual, let me introduce myself first. I am Kevin. And my favorite TV stat is Kevin. It’s me. I am only joking. Now, let’s begin our TV show. Today we will talk about people’s entertainment. John, what kind of movies do you like? B：Well, I like comedies best. And my favorite comedy is Mr. Bean. Rowan Atkinson is my favorite movie star. A: How about you, C? C: I like science fiction movies best. I think science is very useful. A: I like science fiction movies too. Do you like it, D? D: En, I prefer cartoons. They are very funny. A: Cartoons are also very good. Now the second question is, what’s your favorite book? B: I like novels very much. And Chales Dickens is my favorite author. His ‘ Oliver Twist’ is my favorite book. A: You, C? C: Poetry is my favorite. Shelley is my favorite poem. A: Shelley is a romantic poem. D, What’s your favorite? D: I like biographies. I know many famous people from reading biographies. A: At last, What’s your favorite sport? B: Tennis. I can play it well. And Roger Federer is my favorite athlete. He is a great athlete. He has got many champion. C: I am a volleyball fan. Playing volleyball is my hobby. D: I like volleyball, too. Shall we have a march later, C? C: That’s great. I think it will be exciting. A: That’s the end of our special TV show for today. Goodbye! Have a nice day!